Ekaitte went to the store
to buy a parrot
trained in the USA and
asks
the sales person;
"What's so special about
this parrot ?"
Sales person says:
"This parrot is a genius
and can answer any
question"
Ekaitte asks the parrot;
"How do I look?"
The parrot replies;
"You look like a fuckin
slut?"
Ekaitte gets pissed off and
tells the sales
person that its a very
rude
parrot and she cannot
buy it despite it
was trained in the USA.
The sales person tells
Ekaitte to wait for 2
mins...
The sales person takes
the parrot to the back
of the store and
shoves the parrot into a
bucket of water
and when he pulls the
parrot out he says;
"if you disrespect the lady
out there again
i'll soak you back in
water" and takes the
parrot back to the store.
Th sales person
apologized to Ekaitte and
says she can ask the
parrot another question.
Ekaitte: "If I come home
with one man
what would you think?"
Parrot: "He's your
husband"
Ekaitte: "Two men?"
Parrot: "Your husband
and his brother"
Ekaitte: "Three men?"
Parrot: "Your husband,
his brother and
your brother" Ekaitte:
"Four men?"
At this time the Parrot
turns to the Sales
person and says:
"Bring back the bleeping
bucket of water
I already told you she's a
slut!!!"