Lisa needs brain surgery
and figures its easier to
buy a new brain. She
asks the doctor what he
has on sale.
"Well you're luckY I have
two in stock" said the
doctor, "a man's brain for
$1000, and a woman's
for $100."
Surprised! she asks why
the price difference?
"Generally," the doctor
said, "women's brain run
cheaper because they
come to us used!"