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Three business
associates, an Igbo man,
a
Yoruba man and a
Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a
restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of
their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It
flew across the table
to where the Igbo man
was but he just
waved his hands to
chase it away.
The fly then went to
where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it
away.
Finally, the fly then went
to where the Chinese
man was and was flying
close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at
the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it
in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this
but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later,
another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba
man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the
Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly,
he looked at it for
sometime and then
grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese
man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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UNDER MAINTENANCE
AKPOS JOKES
Akpos a Ghanian, jst got
admission into 1 of d
nigerian institutions, at d
1st day of lecture the
following conversation
erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets
bgin by reviewing xum
nigerian history, Who
said "I shall return to die
in d land of my fathers?"
she saw a sea of blank
faces xcept 4 akpos who
had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF
OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good"
who said " The land use
act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response xcept
frm akpos "Obasanjo
1976" The lect snapped @
d class " class u shud b
ashamed akpos who is
new to our country
knows our history dan U
do" the lecturer heard
aloud whisper "GHANA
MUST GO" who said d@
she demanded, Akpos;
"Buhari 1984" @ d@ point
a student @ d back of d
class scornfully said
"Hmm u think u r smart"
d lecturer glared n asked
"All right!, Now who said
d@?" akpos said
"Babangida to Abiola
1992" Hmmmm a
student @ d back smiled
n said " i dey laugh
ooow" Akpos smiled
back n said "Obasanjo to
Atiku 2001", Now furious
anoda student yelled; "Oh
yeah!, Eat this" akpos
smiled n replied "Indian
mistress to Abacha 1998"
Now wiv almost mob
hyseria xum1 said "U little
poo, if u say anytin again
i ll kill U" akpos frantically
yelled @ d top of his
voice "Chris uba to Ngige
2004" d lecturer fainted,
as d class gathered
around her on d floor,
xum1 said "Oh poo,
we're in Big trouble nw"
akpos whispered
"chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose n Lucky
Igbinedion 2007" xum2
angrilly said "Dnt ans him
he is a fool" Akpos smiled
n said " Obasanjo to IBB
2011" Now, d lecturer
managed to get up n
asked akpos "Who are u
show yourself..........
Akpos jumped n said
"Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM 2012"

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