A young woman said to
her doctor, "You have to
help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?"
said the doctor.
The woman touched her
right knee with her index
finger and yelled, "Ow,
that hurts." Then she
touched her left cheek
and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then
she touched her right
earlobe. "Ow, even THAT
hurts."
The doctor asked the
woman, "Are you a
natural blonde?"
"Why? yes" she said.
"I thought so," said the
doctor, "You have a
sprained finger."
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