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Lisa needs brain surgery
and figures its easier to
buy a new brain. She
asks the doctor what he
has on sale.
"Well you're luckY I have
two in stock" said the
doctor, "a man's brain for
$1000, and a woman's
for $100."
Surprised! she asks why
the price difference?
"Generally," the doctor
said, "women's brain run
cheaper because they
come to us used!"

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UNDER MAINTENANCE

AKPOS JOKES
Akpos a Ghanian, jst got
admission into 1 of d
nigerian institutions, at d
1st day of lecture the
following conversation
erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets
bgin by reviewing xum
nigerian history, Who
said "I shall return to die
in d land of my fathers?"
she saw a sea of blank
faces xcept 4 akpos who
had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF
OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good"
who said " The land use
act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response xcept
frm akpos "Obasanjo
1976" The lect snapped @
d class " class u shud b
ashamed akpos who is
new to our country
knows our history dan U
do" the lecturer heard
aloud whisper "GHANA
MUST GO" who said d@
she demanded, Akpos;
"Buhari 1984" @ d@ point
a student @ d back of d
class scornfully said
"Hmm u think u r smart"
d lecturer glared n asked
"All right!, Now who said
d@?" akpos said
"Babangida to Abiola
1992" Hmmmm a
student @ d back smiled
n said " i dey laugh
ooow" Akpos smiled
back n said "Obasanjo to
Atiku 2001", Now furious
anoda student yelled; "Oh
yeah!, Eat this" akpos
smiled n replied "Indian
mistress to Abacha 1998"
Now wiv almost mob
hyseria xum1 said "U little
poo, if u say anytin again
i ll kill U" akpos frantically
yelled @ d top of his
voice "Chris uba to Ngige
2004" d lecturer fainted,
as d class gathered
around her on d floor,
xum1 said "Oh poo,
we're in Big trouble nw"
akpos whispered
"chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose n Lucky
Igbinedion 2007" xum2
angrilly said "Dnt ans him
he is a fool" Akpos smiled
n said " Obasanjo to IBB
2011" Now, d lecturer
managed to get up n
asked akpos "Who are u
show yourself..........
Akpos jumped n said
"Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM 2012"
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